They're close to the throne — but not close enough for a full-time job with the Queen.

Here's all the best bits to get clued up on ahead of Eugenie and Jack's big event.

Man divorced his wife after discovering intimate photos of her with another man on Google.

Starting with his disappearance in a plane, you have to read to the end to get it.

Comment: Don't have mates of a different gender? Here's why you need some.

They "thought that it would be a brilliant idea to buy it — because we were so drunk."

'She made broken look beautiful and strong look invincible.'

"Kindly take your 'helpful advice' and stick it up your a**!"

He may have lost Meghan. But he won't be left wanting for anything money can buy.

Three days before their big day the Royal family released these special images.

After his lawyer explained he had been Prince Harry's bodyguard he was spared jail.

COMMENT: A nude photograph she didn't know existed nearly ruined her career.

Told to wait 10 seconds before reading the note, by the time she had, the man was gone.

Woman's 22-point list reminds her partner of the things he is not allowed to do.

A study found that it might have more to do with romance than it does career prospects.

In his prime, women queued to be seduced by him. Fittingly, he died while in flagrante.

Graffiti, calling for violence against gay people, has been discovered on a Sydney wall.

A journalist was searching her father's name online when she made the shocking discovery.

This hidden message was months in the making.

Royal couple will visit Auckland, Rotorua and Wellington during their five-day stay.

The two-week study with 404 men and women found hugs help fight interpersonal conflict.

A woman has revealed the ridiculous new name she could end up with once married.

The teacher said when Harry shook her hand she "started going completely gobbledygook."

A woman has been praised for the innovative way she deals with breakups.

It's easy to assume the worst when it comes to leaving our partners in charge.

Is this the worst marriage proposal stunt of all time?

A father-to-be was excited to reveal his baby's gender. But it all went up in flames.

COMMENT: Long considered an insult, Lee Suckling says it's now a term to wear with pride.

According to eyewitnesses the prince was left "red faced" after bumping into former flame.

In our endless fascination with them, we've all asked identical twins some dumb questions.